2BUMM, давай не будем голословными. Приводи пример хотя бы одного тупого языка.

Давай, напиши на нём хотя бы hello world.

++++++++++
[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-] The initial loop to set up useful values in the array
>++.                             Print 'H'
>+.                              Print 'e'
+++++++.                         Print 'l'
.                                Print 'l'
+++.                             Print 'o'
>++.                             Print ' '
<<+++++++++++++++.               Print 'W'
>.                               Print 'o'
+++.                             Print 'r'
------.                          Print 'l'
--------.                        Print 'd'
>+.                              Print '!'
>.                               Print newline

Option Strict On

Module Module1
    Sub Main()
        Console.WriteLine("BrainFuck .NET by Black Brand"
        Dim Program As String = Console.ReadLine
        Dim Stack As New System.Collections.Generic.Stack(Of Integer)
        Dim ProgramPosition As Integer = 0
        Dim DataPosition As Integer = 0
        Dim Data(Int16.MaxValue - 1) As Byte

        Do While ProgramPosition < Program.Length
            Select Case Program(ProgramPosition)
                Case ">"c
                    ataPosition += 1
                    If DataPosition < 0 Or DataPosition >= Data.Length Then
                        Console.WriteLine("выход за пределы допустимого массива данных, позиция {0}", ProgramPosition)
                        Exit Do
                    End If
                Case "<"c
                    ataPosition -= 1
                    If DataPosition < 0 Or DataPosition >= Data.Length Then
                        Console.WriteLine("выход за пределы допустимого массива данных, позиция {0}", ProgramPosition)
                        Exit Do
                    End If
                Case "+"c
                    If Data(DataPosition) = 255 Then
                        ata(DataPosition) = 0
                    Else
                        ata(DataPosition) = CByte(Data(DataPosition) + 1)
                    End If
                Case "-"c
                    If Data(DataPosition) = 0 Then
                        ata(DataPosition) = 255
                    Else
                        ata(DataPosition) = CByte(Data(DataPosition) - 1)
                    End If
                Case "["c
                    If Data(DataPosition) <> 0 Then
                        Stack.Push(ProgramPosition)
                    Else
                        Dim BC As Integer = 0
                        For i = ProgramPosition + 1 To Program.Length - 1
                            If Program(i) = "["c Then
                                BC += 1
                            ElseIf Program(i) = "]"c Then
                                BC -= 1
                                If BC = -1 Then
                                    ProgramPosition = i + 1
                                    Continue Do
                                End If
                            End If
                        Next
                        Console.WriteLine("лишняя [, позиция {0}", ProgramPosition)
                        Exit Do
                    End If
                Case "]"c
                    If Stack.Count > 0 Then
                        If Data(DataPosition) <> 0 Then
                            ProgramPosition = Stack.Peek + 1
                            Continue Do
                        End If
                    Else
                        Console.WriteLine("лишняя ], позиция {0}", ProgramPosition)
                        Exit Do
                    End If
                Case "."c
                    Console.Write(Convert.ToChar(Data(DataPosition)))
                    'System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(100)
                Case ","c
                    ata(DataPosition) = CByte(Console.Read())
            End Select
            ProgramPosition += 1
        Loop
        Console.WriteLine("Program terminated"
        Console.ReadLine()
        Console.ReadLine()
    End Sub
End Module

The brainfuck language uses a simple machine model consisting,
besides the program, of an array of 30,000 byte cells initialized to
zero

5)Самоучка, самообучающийся методом самотыка ))

Методом чего? o_O Ты же ещё маленький! ))